dialogue


Me: Hey I’m hungry, you cooking anything?

Mom: I can make a cheeseburger for you.

Me: Okay, thanks!

Mom: You sound better, is your taste back?

Me: No, not really!

Mom: What do you want on your cheeseburger? 

                                              

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ME: So, how much weight do you want to lose?

Friend: What will you have me doing?

ME: Exercising and changing your eating habits

Friend: What do I need to eat?

ME: Well, you need to eat things that grow, and eat things that eat things that grow. 

Friend: Can I eat cheetos?